Mable Morans

I just wanted to personally thank all our friends that came out to Mable Morans the other night. We had a great time there and have been rebooked for Nov 8. The owners and staff that night were terrific and we look forward to our return visit.

Who the heck is Johnny Cracker?

Perhaps one of life's most ancient questions, but according to Geraldo Rivera's latest expose....the real question is.... JUST WHAT IS Johnny Cracker?




Originally derived from the Latin Root word Crackinus Gelatinous....some believe the Anglicized Johnny Cracker is actually more a state of mind...than a physical person.







Still others point out that it's more of a Ramones thing. Where each member of the band took the same last name in a show of solidarity towards one another...i.e. Joey Cracker on drums, Johnny Cracker on bass, Terry Cracker on vocals...and of course on guitar...Nacho Supreme.






We'll leave it up to you to decide.

THE BIGHOUSE FOR JOHNNY CRACKER???

So at our last gig...Johnny Cracker...totally to everyones surprise....turned to a young lady who may well have been under the age of 18 and said "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE DATE RAPE?"

The music screeched to a halt as the young woman screamed and ran out of the venue.
Rumor has it charges may be filed. We'll keep you all posted.